I have an ugly little confession. Well I have a lot of little crazy thoughts, many of which for the sake of family harmony I say only in my head. Don’t even get me going on story telling at my Sistah’s house at the Father’s Day barbeque today. Filter people, filter. The future son in law is sitting RIGHT THERE, WE ARE STILL IN THE HONEYMOON PHASE WITH HIM. Ahem. My dirty little secret? I have a What Not to Wear photo album on my personal Facebook with several hundred special Kodak moments.
I take random snapshots at all the best places like Costco and the Tempe Art Festival. It started so innocently. Hey, look at that guy wearing high tops with a leotard. Oh wait, the lady with the two tone mullet at Trader Joes. I often took Sheldon with me as a decoy to “fake take” her picture and get the real object of my desire in digital history. She will no longer play this little game with me, making it more awkward to be stealth. But Awkward is my middle name.
I had a few of my own uncomfortable clothing issues in my lifetime. This is not to be confused with the time I had my skirt tucked into mypantyhose and didn’t realize it until I was in the mirrored elevator on the 31st floor. Since I’m a little liquored up/scarred from today’s lunch, this week we’ll do Peach Sangria.
One bottle White Wine Spritzer (Love Pomula Wine)
3 ounces Peach Vodka
5 ounces Peach Schnapps
2 Tablespoons Triple Sec
1 Orange sliced
2 cups strawberry sliced
Mix alcohol together in a pitcher and add sliced fruit. Serve over ice. It goes to pretty damn easy so be careful peeps.
My addiction has gotten so bad that some of my friends like CT and Miss Anonymous feed my crack habit by emailing me their random finds. Thank you ladies! Rather than fill today’s post with lots of silly words, I will let a small sampling of my subject matter captivate you. If you desire to have a peek at a larger sampling, go here to Mrs. Tuna’s Facebook page and view the Photo Album. While you’re there freaking Like Mrs. Tuna. This is only a teeny tiny glimpse into her personal ummm….art collection. Good week Team Tuna!
Step away from the crochet hook and back away.....
Please note Sheldon trying to exit stage right.
Well it certainly wants me to get MY sexy back.
My cup runs over.